10 Pics White Chicks Love Posting On Facebook

1. Feet

A) On a beach covered with sand

Sooooo drunk in Cabo!

B) In a hammock

On vacay in Fiji, wish you could afford to be were here!

or

C) In a circle of other feet

OMG Twinsies times three plus one!

2. Sports jersey-turned lingerie

We just love the sport!

3. Junk food

10 Pics White Chicks Love Posting On Facebook

LOL I’m such a fatty, being soooo bad right now!

4. “Accidental” cleavage

OMG don’t you <3 my new haircut?

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Hey, I Have A Joke You Can Use

Um...what?

It's the salutation of choice for older drunk dudes at comedy shows everywhere Every time I'm approached with this line it ends with a joke so racist it would make your friend Brick's great-grandpa Jasper blush (and he fought for the wrong side … [Continue reading]

If Los Angeles Comedy Clubs Were Your Dysfunctional Family

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Top 9 Bullshit Controversies of the London 2012 Olympics

Top 10 Bullshit Controversies of The 2012 London Olympics

1. Press-N-Curlgate While Gabby Douglas was out accomplishing more in her adolescence than most American adults will in their lives, some bitchassed haters decided they didn't like the looks of her hair. I mean, why couldn't she take breaks … [Continue reading]

10 Reasons Old School Vampires Were 100 Times Cooler

10 Reasons Why Old School Vampires Were 100 Times Cooler

In the age of tweeny douchebag vampires, I feel lucky to have grown up with stuff like Interview With The Vampire and BTVS. We're fortunate to still have True Blood to balance out the bubblegum glittery bullshit that teen girls and horny … [Continue reading]

8 Places To Get Drunk For Free

8 Places To Get Free Booze

You might be broke, or you might just be a cheap bastard who would rather spend your hard earned cash on something that you won't end up vomiting. If you want to get creative, you can share a flask with the creepy clown at your two-year-old … [Continue reading]